Tuesday, August 25, 2009

do you really think she'll pull through?

yeash. denny's can suck it! why in the hell did we go there? we decided to wait till almost 10 to have dinner for some stupid reason and since asheville decided to die a quiet little death yesterday it seemed like a late-night breakfast was pretty much it. the thought of cooking something made me angry. waffle house seemed too.....i dont know, fast? buttery? smoke-filled? country-fried? it was not ringing my dinner bell. ihop is just generally stupid and always makes me think of old church people. denny's seemed okay because i guess i have blocked out any bad experiences i have had there. as soon as we got our menu i was like "oh yeah, this place sucks and i want to get out". i got a crappy egg and meat sandwich on some sort of maple bread. i tried to eat more than 2 bites but my "them's not good berries! them's poison!" caveman instinct kicked in and i could not eat another tiny nibble of it. we also made the mistake of getting pancake puppies. what in the hell were we thinking? they are balls of pancake, fried, and dredged in sugar and syrup! good choice guys. jt got a burrito that the shitty band "hoobastank" either dreamed up themselves or the denny's people were so inspired by their work that they named a chicken and onion ring burrito after them. it came with a cup of what i can only imagine is cheez whiz. as usual, we had to crown a winner of dinner. whoever got the best entree is obviously the winner. we decided jt won, even though we clearly both lost. it was even more obvious who the losers were when we woke up with the sicks. i hate having only one bathroom, lets just say that. as soon as i felt safe to stand up i went to the store and got some crackers. i ate a whole sleeve before i read that there are 70 calories in every 4 crackers. hells bells. i cant win for losing.


stonedflea said...

i love you charlie. thems musta been some of them oh so delish ritz crackers!

Anonymous said...

Charlie Charlie, you know me and late dinners. You can NEVER ever go wrong at Waffle House you know this. Yes IHOP may seem old farts but let me tell ya them Blueberry topped pancakes are TO DIE FOR!!!!!!!!!!Denny's ehhhhhhhh not so much breakfast lunch or dinner hahahaha only if the local gas / grocery is closed hahahahaha. Waffle house and IHOP yea baby!!!!

Love you

chels said...

i would like to state for the good of the group that dee thought this was so hilarious she called and read it to me over the phone.