day 4, no sugar, things are shitty but no as much so as the first 3 days. i suspect i am not as cranky because i have eaten nachos at least 3 times this week. nothing better than nachos. i slipped up earlier today and had a piece of grape gum. ugh, i honestly could have sucked down a river so i needed to activate the ol saliva or else i was going to spit out a mattress. hence, sugar eating.
moving on. here's another retail tip for you. i think we are on #3.
---don't be an a-hole if someone is already going out of their way to help you. seriously what happened:
beast lady: i don't have my card, you will have to look it up.
me: sure, i just need your social, full address, etc etc.
i asked her to write it down so i would not have to keep asking her when i was talking to the guy (or lady...but i was a dude in all reality. his name was marcus and boy did he sound like a marcus) on the phone. she wrote down some stuff and it looked like a 10 year old boy wrote it. you know how 10 year old boys write. it is the WORST handwriting EVER. no jokes here. anyway, on with the actual conversation.
beast: UGH. SHEW! SIIIIIGGGHHHHHH.
at this point i am just smiling that smile that says "hey, it looks like i am smiling to be nice but i am really being super passive aggressive and i want you to know i am a better person than you because you are a super mega beast". i am also calling to get her account number, as all of this smiling is going on. she reaches over and rips up the paper with her info on it before i am finished with marcus.
me: excuse me ma'am, what is your zip code?
beast: SHEW! i told you a million times! it was written on the paper to boot! shew! 23456*! there! shew!
she looks at the lady behind her and throws her hands in the air as if to say "do you believe this? the trouble i am going through??"
so i get her account number, ring up her stuff, shove it in a bag, wished her the best of days and hoped that i never saw her again. but i am sure i will. i am just saying, if you need someone to do something for you, don't be a jerk. its not my fault you forgot your card. its not my fault you lost your coupons. i am not the one that lost it and i am certainly not the one that can somehow magically "look your coupon up". that option does not exist. yeah, i am super cranky today, so what?
on a lighter note, i got my coffee for free at the mall starbucks. mighty nice of them.
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