Sunday, February 22, 2009

things jt does not want to cuddle with tonight:

king cobra
shit covered pig
grease covered hog
camel
camel spider
honey badger
barbed wire
worverine
cactus
rabid weasel
adolecent male dog
vampire
werewolf in the midst of the change
gopher
lesser deer mouse
venus fly trap
nurse shark
coconut
lawnmower
gerbil
japanese hornet
african honey bee
AK-47
werepanther
freshly cooked chicken nuggets
dremmel rotary tool
magic carpet ("cause who knows where i'll wake up" he says)


i am guessing anything else is go. i have to add that he was saying all of these things in a gruff southern accent.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

...as long as it's not country spanish!

Anonymous said...

hahaha

you love lesser deer mouse!