best. night. ever.

I wanted to detail the Henry Rollins show, from the line till walking out but I honestly have such a vague memory of it. Weird. What I remember:

I barely made it back from Georgia in time to get ready. I had enough time to change clothes and throw some powder on my face so as to not look like an oil spill. That's right, I didn't shower. Anyway, I met up with Denise and we got there more than an hour before the doors opened. I am so glad we did because we were only 20 deep in the line at that point and about 10 minutes later the line wrapped around the building. Best timing. We basically talked about Margaret's wedding in June (or July, depending) and randomly squealed with anticipation. Finally the doors opened and we had our choice of seats. Though there was front row available, we sat three rows back to be perfectly in the center. The place was packed within minutes and for some reason the heat stayed on. Hot. Blah blah blah, hour of waiting for the show to actually start, we ate some nuts, drank some water, made fun of some people, etc etc. At 8 exactly (of course he would be that respectful and amazing), the show started. He ran out and pretty much started immediately. None of the awkward "How's everybody doing tonight?!? wooooooooo!!!!" junk. He recollected the last time he was in Asheville for a few second and got right to business. I was honestly not feeling well at this point because I do not do well with surreal situations. I was having a hard time processing the whole thing. I was to the point that I was talking myself out of either having a panic attack or passing out. I was shaking like a newborn tree for the first 10 minutes or so. I guess it is because when I first saw his spoken word, I was like "holy shit, this the the smartest person I have ever seen". So, to witness it in person was jarring. I had never really been into his music so I felt like a tool, looking at all of the people with Black Flag things to be signed. Aaaaanyway, I believe he started out talking about First Amendment protection, "the internets" as he called it, basically throwing out truth nuggets left and right. After a while I relaxed and could actually listen and process information. He talked about being on "Sons of Anarchy", being a judge on RuPaul's "Drag Race", his masturbatory habits ("creating a crime scene"), traveling the world, Thanksgiving with William Shatner, his views on football, kids, teenagers, his commencement speech at Sonoma, and tons of other stuff I seriously can't bring up in my brain to save my life. I was just amazed. I was also worried because the last time JT and I saw a show at the Orange Peel there was a serious heckler and the thought of someone making this an awkward situation....ugh. There was a woman in the front row that was double fisting beer all night. She got up several times and came back with 2 beers each time. She was by herself and obviously looking for a good time. She was an "above the head" clapper, a cat caller, and I am pretty sure she was trying to give ol' Henry the bedroom eyes because she was giving him that desperate "I will do some weird shit in the bedroom for you" look. Every time she came back, everyone would look at the person beside them and the look on their face said "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!". Her last trip was only one beer and a bottle of water. who are you kidding lady?? no one, that's who. Plus, nobody got out of their seats. I had to pee the last half but I would not dare leave. Actually, one woman left pretty early on. I think when he started talking about Sarah Palin squeezing her children to make baby oil to sell to Johnson and Johnson, she realized it was not the place for her. Long story short it was an amazing experience and I hope I get to see him again.

(even if you don't watch it, at least skip around a bit)

nothing new

nothing happening up in here lately. i have a new love in my life: diet dr. pepper. i wish i could get soda out of my life completely but since that is not a reality for me at this moment, i am going with the sweet sweetness of fake sugar. that is the most exciting thing going on. sad. maybe if it were not so awful outside i would have something else to talk about. all i want to do is go to work, come home and take a nap, eat some dinner, go to bed.

ha! one day this kid will be my second cousin-in-law!

I seriously cannot wait till this kid is flippin' born!




I am having some serious baby fever. Maybe because I saw this video earlier:



yeash. dudes with baby slings!

Also: my cold is back with a vengeance. Just in time for my day off! awesome.

we are sick sick sick people.

HAPPY 2010

i am resolving to write more in this thing. first post of the year will be about the new year's avett brothers concert. actually, whilst i was thinking about writing more often, i thought that maybe i should try to use the ol' shift key a more often as well. We'll see how this goes. Feels weird. Feels unnatural, yet natural. Back to the Avett Brothers. Obviously they are the best thing going in my mind and have been for years. The New Years show in Asheville was announced (as I knew it would be as it has become a tradition) and I was really not sure if i wanted to go. The price was a lot more than in years passed and then when it was "moved" to a bigger venue I was even less sold on the idea. Not because I feel like they have "sold-out" but because I can't stand being around a ton of people, much less young, drunk, hipper-than-thou, white people. When the tickets sold out I was almost relieved because the decision was made for me, not going. Then word came down from on high that Starbucks would be giving out coffee to the people waiting in line, then getting to see the show (fo' free!) afterwords. I freaked out and begged to go. I do not, I repeat, do not believe that things happen for a reason. I do not believe in fate but at that moment I kind of let myself think that I was "meant to be there". I let it be super clear that I wanted to go and waited to hear. I will say that it was a cluster-mess from hell from the get-go, trying to get any information at all. Long story short, we handed out $1 coffee, tea, and after begging from "the people", hot chocolate. It was pretty much a bust, no one wanted to lose a place in line that they had been standing in for hours for a cup of Starbucks of all things. We basically served the same dozen people a few refills because they were in the back of the line. After a while we got roped off so they could start filling the civic center. My fellow baristas wanted to eat and get out of the cold. I wanted to somehow get in line so I could get in. I really wanted to see the show, at that point I honestly did. Against this, I went to eat, figuring that we were not going to get a great place on the floor at any rate so might as well wait till the line goes down. Let me also say that I had already worked a full day and I was tired and cranky. I followed Stephanie and her friend to the Bier Garden. The beer selection there is great, food is meh, people were the worst. I kept looking at my phone to see the time. I still wanted to see the show at this point because I really love these guys. I left the girls after a while and just went to the Civic Center alone...again, I really wanted to see the friggin' Avett Brothers people! Come on!

The Avett Brothers~Late In Life from LaundroMatinee on Vimeo.

So, as I am walking I see that there is still still a huge crowd. The thought process that had to happen in that split second I am really not sure but I had no desire to be a part of the whole thing. I called JT to come get me. While I was talking to him I saw a couple walking with a sign that said "WE NEED 2 TICKETS". I told them I had one, they just needed to get another, sealing my fate. Right then, a girl came up and told them she had an extra, if they could just get one more. Again, I do not believe things happen for a reason, it just feel into place and it was a beautiful example of being at the right place at the right time for things to go your way. For that couple anway. I felt good because it was an older couple that had never seen them before. They told me to please name a price but in a super corny moment I thought "WWTABD?". I have already seen their show they way I wanted. Once when they were new to me, it was free, and I am pretty sure the elderly people in lawn chairs around me were thinking "I thought this was bluegrass on the square, what the hell is this?". So it almost felt like they were playing just for me and the handful of other people that could sing along. It was around my quarter-life crisis so it was that much better. Plus I could walk home. Which i did after standing right in front of the stage the whole time. I got to buy a CD straight from their van, it was a great time. The next time I got to see them with people that had never experienced the greatest music in my life. I may have forced them to stay. Plus JT was with me, and even though he is not a fan, it was great to have someone I love to be there with me. I hate that I missed seeing the guys getting their coffee at my store on the way out of town but thankfully the girls got pictures and i have the coffee mug to "remember" the moment. So, I gave my ticket away to people that hopefully will appreciate it. I really don't regret it. I got to come home and spend New Years with JT, even though we crashed and went to sleep at 11. I slept solid until 10:30. Now I am going to eat some food, lay around and relax, and try not to clean, NO CLEANING ON NEW YEARS DAY!

lets talk about the ways that having a laptop has changed my life. i can now watch hulu and tvshack whilst looking straight ahead rather than the hard right my neck has to strain otherwise. pre-laptop, if i wanted to recline whilst viewing my favorite shows i had to physically suffer. so, thats a plus, super comfort. another plus is that it is awesome. i feel somehow smarter, more powerful, my hair is shinier, teeth whiter, and i can see in the dark. but seriously, i am just happy to be on the internet whilst reclining to be honest. relaxing is important. i spend a third of my life sleeping, a third working, and the last third i spend on the internet looking at celebrity gossip. i would like to dedicate a little song to robin for making all of this happen:



plus she bought me lunch. it was pretty much a winner of a day for me.

in other news....well, there is no other news. i watch internet tv, work, sleep, eat nachos, and fuss at jt. nothing really exciting. in retail news, a lady wanted to try on several pairs of the same pantiestoday and was shocked that we don't allow it. number one, its the same cut and fabic, why ask if you can "try all of these on"? they are all alike! number two, trying on underwear is weird and i am surprised it can happen any where. she said she would just have to take her business to victorias secret. i then put 2 and 2 together and vowed to not shop there, because chances are that someone's lady business has been all over everything in the store. am i wrong? how do they do it? if you decide you don't want it after they try it on you just damage it and throw it out? do they have a spray like the kind they put into bowling shoes? do they send it to rugged wearhouse where i buy it for $1.99? who knows?

i have to watch some tv.

do you really think she'll pull through?

yeash. denny's can suck it! why in the hell did we go there? we decided to wait till almost 10 to have dinner for some stupid reason and since asheville decided to die a quiet little death yesterday it seemed like a late-night breakfast was pretty much it. the thought of cooking something made me angry. waffle house seemed too.....i dont know, fast? buttery? smoke-filled? country-fried? it was not ringing my dinner bell. ihop is just generally stupid and always makes me think of old church people. denny's seemed okay because i guess i have blocked out any bad experiences i have had there. as soon as we got our menu i was like "oh yeah, this place sucks and i want to get out". i got a crappy egg and meat sandwich on some sort of maple bread. i tried to eat more than 2 bites but my "them's not good berries! them's poison!" caveman instinct kicked in and i could not eat another tiny nibble of it. we also made the mistake of getting pancake puppies. what in the hell were we thinking? they are balls of pancake, fried, and dredged in sugar and syrup! good choice guys. jt got a burrito that the shitty band "hoobastank" either dreamed up themselves or the denny's people were so inspired by their work that they named a chicken and onion ring burrito after them. it came with a cup of what i can only imagine is cheez whiz. as usual, we had to crown a winner of dinner. whoever got the best entree is obviously the winner. we decided jt won, even though we clearly both lost. it was even more obvious who the losers were when we woke up with the sicks. i hate having only one bathroom, lets just say that. as soon as i felt safe to stand up i went to the store and got some crackers. i ate a whole sleeve before i read that there are 70 calories in every 4 crackers. hells bells. i cant win for losing.